Photo by Matt Roth
Molossia's Chief Constable Alexis Baugh, 9, enforces the laws of the land, such as:
-It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
-Torpedoes may not be set off in the country.
-It is illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-Detonating a nuclear device within the nation will result in a VL 500.- fine.
-It is illegal to walk a camel along Alphonse Simms -Circle between the hours of 4:00 and 6:00 PM MST.
-Elephants are prohibited from strolling through Red -Square unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to play percussion instruments in any bathroom.